Rhetorical?

Hector: Don't you think that plan went very well? Hmm... impressive...

Friend: I think... I think it needs...

Hector: Quiet! Did I ask you to answer?

Friend: You asked me something did you?

Hector: Shhhhh!!! That's a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?

Friend: Yes, I think it means...

Hector: No! No! No! That's a rhetorical question too!!! [sigh]

Friend: ...

Hector: Now don't just stand there and wait! Can't you lend me a hand in this?

Friend: Uhhh... Is that a rhetorical question?

Hector: No it isn't!

(Got that?) Shh! That's a rhetorical question! Think of it yourself... :-D